her to do list

1. Make sure you take your tablet every night before you go to bed.

2. Little or NO makeup when going to school.

3. The tie is to go around your neck as opposed to the bottom of the bag.

4. Skirt visible under jumper at all times.

5. Homework done before the Charmed marathon starts on Digital.

6. Lip ring removed and left beside Mam before going to school.

7. Have breakfast, lunch and dinner. 2 Twix’s do not count as dinner.

8. Don’t have the Discman on all the time; you won’t hear when your teenage sitter arrives.

9. The extra money is for essentials. Coke and chocolate, despite what you may think, do not count as essentials.

10. Bedtime not later then 12.30. I can see you rolling your eyes.

11. Remember the neighbours do NOT want to hear your music or guitar at any time, no matter how 'sexy' either is.

12. SOLAS at 5 on Tuesday. Don’t forget.

We shall see you on Saturday. Hopefully without the bodies of your sitters scattered around the apartment.