wiccan rituals

We were evicted last night, it was time for her ritual. She's big into wiccan, hence the portal opening.
She rang me before I left work, telling me she NEEDED , in this order, a white scarf, lavendar oil and
some white flowers , oh and chocolate, I can just see the witches of yonder munching on a Mars bar
before the ritual starts or passing around the malteasers. I was resisting buying a white scarf though, I couldn't understand why she couldn't use a white tea towel. I got the raised eyebrow look. She really should patent it.

She also rang Mammy2 yesterday to proclaim that she was going to die from toxic shock syndrome as she had forgotten to bring a a tampon with her when she went to 'hang' with D. I don't know where she gets her information from , but I'd advise her to check her sources before she starts declaring these things.

We're all out of popcorn and her breasts are no bigger.

Mammy 2 had skipped lunch, so we headed to Chief's for a bite to eat and a drink. Chief O'Neills is a funny bar, they seem to do everything in their power to not attract customers. There's a grand total of 2 beers on tap, no music or is there is music its usually Christy Moore on repeat and they never show any of the Ireland matches.

One wonders why we go there!

Anyhew, we had a nice chat and managed to spend some quality time together. I kept my ears open in case of fire engines, I had images of the kid sitting cross legged in the middle of a burning sitting room. She's talented like that! Nothing like that happened you'll be glad to hear, she spent most of the evening 'tidying' her room for tidying, read moving everything into a different location and picking her clothes up off the floor.

This could have something to do with her pocket money being docked last week due to the room being in a state, but I'd like to think it was more to do with her not living in a hovel!

She's heading up to her mates D today and they're going to 'study' together.. I wonder. Thank god its nearly the weekend!